Miscellaneous Thoughts Deposit Box...

[Dave]

do strippers have off from work when they have their period?

unfortunately, no

 

[Skeeter]

ohh many, can i pull the string and make honking noise?

 

[jphickory]

do strippers have off from work when they have their period?

what does squirrel poop look like?

Not sure about the strippers.

Squirrel poop looks like little black football shaped turds. If you ever have seen rat poop - it looks like that. Clean a squirrel sometime and you will have the privelege of collecting some. They taste great lightly breaded and fried.

 

[LINDY]

They taste great lightly breaded and fried.

I hope you mean the squirrel, and not the poop

 

[jphickory]

I hope you mean the squirrel, and not the poop

:bug:

 

[Skeeter]

Clean a squirrel sometime and you will have the privelege of collecting some. QUOTE]

why are you cleanin squirrels?

 

[Texas94fs]

Clean a squirrel sometime and you will have the privelege of collecting some. QUOTE]

why are you cleanin squirrels?

Because they are dirty of course. Happens all the time here, squirrels get all nasty and people just catch and wash squirrels.

 

[koifarm]

Squirrel washing

Because they are dirty of course. Happens all the time here, squirrels get all nasty and people just catch and wash squirrels.

Our Florida squirrels get awful dusty in the dry season and need washing every two weeks or so....you can wash them easily in one of the front loading commercial machines at the local laundrymat. That way you get to watch them through the glass window on the front as they run along keeping up with the washer like a gerbil on a wheel.
If you add a bit of fabric softener to the dryer when you put them in (make sure it is set on "warm" not hot), they get all fluffy, especially the tails, and smell a lot better.
Your squirrels will be much better off with regular cleaning and your neighbors will appreciate the "spring flowers" fabric softener with "fresh spring smell" added to it.
On a side note, you can train them to use a kitty litter box, that way you don't have indiscriminate placement of droppings soiling your immaculate lawn.

:sidecar::sidecar:

 

[Skeeter]

here in PA we ride motorcycles and drink beer when were bored. i could careless about how clean a tree rat is.

are you guys members of SCOA --- Squirell Cleaners Of America

 

[jphickory]

Thanks Texas and Koi – I guess some folks just don’t appreciate a clean critter like we do. I actually cleaned three deer last fall and a turkey this spring. They all had sort of a glazed look in their eyes during the cleaning– makes me think they really enjoy it.

 

[Texas94fs]

:lol:

SCOA, its actually CCOA (Critter cleaners of america)

Ah damn, being up at 430 am really doesn't feel like a day off.

Ah well, off to get a beaver dirty, and then clean it up:rockon:

 

[cynr1023]

Everyone likes a clean beaver.

 

[jhillier71]

brilliant

RT from Canuckland- What am I doing reading this thread at work. I hope I dont get fired.

 

[KingBear]

The Michelin commercial with the animated road kill is really creepy.

 

[jhillier71]

Everyone likes a clean beaver.

In Canada we eat our national animal, well thier tails anyway. Beaver + tail, two beautiful words.

 

[Nick Morey]

I'm thinkin' Friday night... :woot:

 

[phil]

In Canada we eat our national animal, well thier tails anyway. Beaver + tail, two beautiful words.

amen to that brother.

 

[Nick Morey]

:chin: It is becoming painfully clear that growing old gracefully is something observed... not experienced.:hurt: