Carlisle - Just Back Report!
SO, I left Stamford at 4:50am on Saturday morning by myself after all the Rockers Bailed-Out at the last minute for various reasons including a chance of rain.
Weather that morning was cool. For some inane reason I decided to pass on my summer mesh jacket and go with my winter Hein Gerrick; Handsome piece of thinking! It was fucking cold around 60 degrees. I rolled into Carlise at 8:30ish and was chilled to the bone. I decided to go to the Hotel and see if I could check in early and drop my saddle bags and tail bag off as well as my leathers, Sidi's, gloves and helmet (helmet's optional law in PA just like CT). I got my room early and dropped off all my shit and got a phone call from Jimmy that he was already inside the fair grounds. I told him that I checked in and dropped my stuff off and he said that was a good idea. I told him I would shoot over to the fair grounds and meet him and show him where the hotel was and he could drop his shit off as well and then we would roll over to the fair grounds together.
Found Jimmy and got him settled into his room early as well. I realized that where I had my thinking cap on for the winter jacket. I had a brain fart about bringing shorts. It got fucking hotter then hell there. People said it got up to like 96 degrees. My blue jeans were sticking to my legs and I got Ass-Rot, or as Jimmy says - you Southerners call it Swamp Ass, which he had as well! We couldn't keep enough liquids in us all day long while walking the grounds.
I would say that somewhere around 10:30am we got a phone call from Bonneville Billy and he had MikenVa and Sheldon SCCTrim with him. We all met up near the stunt track which was like an 1/8th of a mile drag strip where stunt drivers were doing wheelies, donuts, burn-outs, and front end brakies! That got kinda old after about 20 min so we all ventured over to the Triumph tent where all these guys parked there bikes. I have known Jimmy and Bill from Bennington Triumph Bash but had never met Mikenva & SCCTrim. Those two were as super nice guys and down to earth. I got to tell you guys, they both know their shit when it comes to engine modifications! Both their bikes were the Bomb! They both explained in detail exactly how they modified their engines and it was logically and realistically exactly what they said. It was a pleasure hanging with them and I hope our paths cross again in the very near future.
OK Hedge, so you were with nice people and it was hotter then hell out there on the fair grounds and all those guys have nicely modified Bonneville's . . . tell us about the show!
Well I'm glad you asked! Like I said I had no idea what to expect. I thought it would be a bike show with all sorts of motorcycles represented and a huge swap meet of assorted parts, rolling chassis, finished and un finished projects, and apparel. How fucking wrong was I!
Carlise itself is a nice old town and the fair grounds are huge because they hold some of the biggest muscle car events in the USA. I pulled in and it was 97% Harley Davidson's and the usual trash that sits on them and is attracted to them - enough said? You gettin the image? Right . . . Daytona Bike week! I'm not gonna completely dump on them because out of all the Harley riders I would say 10% of them were real motorcycle enthusiasts, the other 90% were 100% Pirate Posers gathered up from every trailer park and shit hole within a 300 mile radius! If I didn't drop my Kodak on the 4th of July I would have had some classic shots for you guys!
All the vendors were geared toward the Pirate Scene and all the swap meet parts and vendors were Geared toward Harley's. I bought 4 Micro Fiber cloths for $10, Two 16 oz Meguiar's Quick Detailer "Mist & Wipe" spray for $5 each. Jimmy highly recommended this product and he has never steered me wrong on anything! I got a nice pair of yellow lens night glasses for $10 . . . they look like they came in Oakley frames and a Sick Boy T-shirt. So Jimmy and I put all this shit in his saddle bags and then we drove our bikes down to the Triumph tent with the rest of the gang.
By that time Jeff (BlueJ) & Lauren (BonneLass) finally called in so we told them to roll right to the Triumph tent and they would find us all hanging out there. They rolled in and we went and had some real healthy Fair Grounds lunch
and then did another loop around the whole grounds. I'm telling you, I couldn't get enough water and lemonade in my body!
Some of the more inventiveness ideas at the show were the motorized Radio Flyer wagon, powered by a motorcycle engine, golf cart with a motorcycle engine . . . but first prize has to go to the motorcycle powered bar stool!
By 4:45 pm (15 minutes before the Bikini contest was going to start) we decided we couldn't take it anymore and we departed for the hotel for showers, AC, and a well deserved nap! We re-convened in the hotel lobby around 7:30pm and decided to shoot the lock off the wallet and go to the best restaurant in Carlise . . . so we all mounted up onto our Bonneville's and set out to Chili's! Well, Hell, at least we knew what to order before we even arrived!
WE hung out until about 10pm and then drove around the streets of Carlise looking around, gassing up for the departure today and a little horsing around between us. By 11:30 we were all back at the Hotel and I fell out quickly.
Apparently Mikenva pulled out before the sun came up and Jimmy and I were ready to roll at 8am sharp. WE had some last minute coffee and chit-chat with Jeff & Lauren and got a group shot for Seth and then departed.
I was home by 11:15am, covering the 226 miles faster then the day before. Ton-Up . . . Definitely! All in all I'm glad I went. It was great seeing Jimmy, Jeff & Lauren, and Bill again and meeting Mikenva and Sheldon and his wife Vicky. I look forward to linking up with them in the very near future and I also hope to meet many of you other Bonneville enthusiasts down the road in the future as well!