The Big Kiss!
A tough looking group of bikers were riding along on Harleys when they saw a girl
about to jump off a bridge so they pull over. The leader, a big burly man,
gets off his Sportster and says, "What are you doing?"
"I'm going to commit suicide," she says.
While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an
opportunity he asked "Well, before you jump, why don't you jump down here and
give me a Kiss?"
So thinking it isn't gong to matter in a few minutes she does, it was a
long, deep lingering passionate kiss.
After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best Kiss I have
ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous.
Why are you committing suicide?"
"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl. "