sayings, quotes, etc
- Thread starter sweatmachine
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SCL18
Two Stroke
If you want some good quotes check out this guy on twitter http://twitter.com/Shitmydadsays
Fucking hilarious
My two favorite...
"The worst thing you can be is a liar....Okay fine, yes, the worst thing you can be is a Nazi, but THEN, number two is liar. Nazi 1, Liar 2"
"Your brother brought his baby over this morning. He told me it could stand. It couldn't stand for shit. Just sat there. Big let down."
Fucking hilarious
My two favorite...
"The worst thing you can be is a liar....Okay fine, yes, the worst thing you can be is a Nazi, but THEN, number two is liar. Nazi 1, Liar 2"
"Your brother brought his baby over this morning. He told me it could stand. It couldn't stand for shit. Just sat there. Big let down."
sweatmachine
moped
my late grandfather used to say "Don't get your meat where you get your bread" which meant don't try to get laid at work. I always thought that was funny, and true.
Another one I like:
"More with the paws and less with the jaws"
Another one I like:
"More with the paws and less with the jaws"
sweatmachine
moped
#2 here is one of my favorites.
nickletooth
Scooter
"he's seen me" james dean.
JimVonBaden
Street Tracker
"If it were up your ass you would know where it is!"
My all time favorite: "A man has got to know his mimitations!" Kind of corny, but full of meaning.
Jim
My all time favorite: "A man has got to know his mimitations!" Kind of corny, but full of meaning.
Jim
newbonnierider
Scooter
Holy crap, that shitmydadsays site is freakin hysterical!
"Who is this woman?....Kate Beckinsale? Well, you can tell Kate Beckinsale she sucks."
"Who is this woman?....Kate Beckinsale? Well, you can tell Kate Beckinsale she sucks."
KingOfFleece
Street Tracker
"When I want your opinion I'll give it to you!"
nigel
Scooter
Hard work never killed anybody,but why take a chance? [dad]
Now you`re cooking with gas! [previous employer]
Swallow or spit,I don`t give a shit.Just blow me. [duh]
Nuttier than a squirrel turd. [tee shirt]
When in doubt,cut it out! [personal motto]
Just like mom used to make. [above]
God only made a few perfect heads.The rest he covered with hair. [duh]
He`s your boss.Just kiss his ass and he`ll go away. [work motto]
Its my way or the highway. ["]
Just do it their way on test day.["]
That`s the same attitude my old laborer had.["]
I`m too old for this shit.["]
I`ll drop you like a bad habit.["]
Its a 3 man crew and I do half the work.["]
You`re crazy, man. I wouldn`t fuck her with your dick.["]
Uh,yea,we "started" that job.[2 o`clock Friday saying]
Now you`re cooking with gas! [previous employer]
Swallow or spit,I don`t give a shit.Just blow me. [duh]
Nuttier than a squirrel turd. [tee shirt]
When in doubt,cut it out! [personal motto]
Just like mom used to make. [above]
God only made a few perfect heads.The rest he covered with hair. [duh]
He`s your boss.Just kiss his ass and he`ll go away. [work motto]
Its my way or the highway. ["]
Just do it their way on test day.["]
That`s the same attitude my old laborer had.["]
I`m too old for this shit.["]
I`ll drop you like a bad habit.["]
Its a 3 man crew and I do half the work.["]
You`re crazy, man. I wouldn`t fuck her with your dick.["]
Uh,yea,we "started" that job.[2 o`clock Friday saying]
Bonafide
NBR founder
My Father and Grandfather sure had some good ones ... mostly violent or dealing with money ...
"This aint no spectator sport and I aint selling tickets. Get your ass to work."
"This aint my first rodeo."
"Give nickel's worth of work for a nickel's worth of pay."
"I've already put the postage on this letter - now you're trying to blow on the envelope."
"the hardest part of this job is knowing how much you should charge."
"if I wanted any shit out of you I'd squeeze your head."
"the scariest thing in this world is women between between 18yrs and 30yrs, driving a Honda."
"If you go tattletale to your momma, I'll kick you so hard, it'll knock your dick in to your watch pocket."
"oh, I got use for this hammer ..."
"This aint no spectator sport and I aint selling tickets. Get your ass to work."
"This aint my first rodeo."
"Give nickel's worth of work for a nickel's worth of pay."
"I've already put the postage on this letter - now you're trying to blow on the envelope."
"the hardest part of this job is knowing how much you should charge."
"if I wanted any shit out of you I'd squeeze your head."
"the scariest thing in this world is women between between 18yrs and 30yrs, driving a Honda."
"If you go tattletale to your momma, I'll kick you so hard, it'll knock your dick in to your watch pocket."
"oh, I got use for this hammer ..."
bluesforchallah
Rocker
My father: "You can want in one hand and shit in the other and see which one fills up first" -- Jerry Holmes
