Caption Contest - 12/27/08 - kinda *nsfw*

[Bonafide]

Figured it should be of the 'Season' related ... ho ... ho .....*hic* ... ho ....

 

[koifarm]

Santa takes a well earned break after Christmas day, when he wakes up, He'll probably wonder why one of his reindeer is reluctant to get anywhere near him from now on!

 

[Kirkus51]

Rudolf: Lets gooo

Dasher: We can't

Rudolf: Why not?

Dasher: Santa hit hard cider early.

 

[rodburner]

In utter despair,Sweatmachine chucks his bell ringing day job and goes "old skool" to get his next modification inspiration.

 

[rodburner]

SAW VII
Little Jimmy finally gets back at Santa for that whole Barbie-GI Joe fuckup when he was 9.:wack:

 

[rodburner]

With his new "santa hat condum" a huge success,Mardoff takes a well earned break in the Rikers "exercise" yard.

 

[rodburner]

Unable to find his mistletoe belt buckle,rodburner tries another ploy to lure the young office girl in close.:hurt:

 

[Gretsch]

Does this hat make me look fat?

 

[hankmarx]

Santa got into the wrong cookies.

 

[T-boy]

The latest in sex toys...the North Pole Tickler

 

[sweatmachine]

santa got rund-over by a grandma

 

[MOSES]

The brownies worked !

 

[kinky stunt]

Aside from the obvious, Hedge was no longer allowed to be Santa after he showed the children his sack.

 

[koifarm]

On waking up, Santa looked down and discovered that he had won second place in some kind of a contest the previous evening!

 

[badda_bing]

Santa not only comes down chimneys.........

 

[sweatmachine]

Says one little boy to his brother:

"you slip a rufee in Santa's milk and I'll steal his toys"

Says the other little boy:

"ok genius, now how the fuck do we get him outta here?"

 

[Bonneville09er]

December 26th

 

[D9]

"GODDAMN that Billy Bob Thornton!"

 

[1759AG]

On Dasher, On Dancer...

Like the story says: I was "on" Prancer and then "on" Vixen... then I don't remember WHAT happened!

 

[BlueJ]

December 26th

+1 on this