Bonniebret
Rocker
Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly, and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to Hedge's World Famous 8-Ball.
Caution: Hedge's World Famous 8-Ball may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.
Hedge's World Famous 8-Ball contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.
Do not use Hedge's World Famous 8-Ball on concrete.
Discontinue use of Hedge's World Famous 8-Ball if any of the following occurs:
itching
vertigo
dizziness
tingling in extremities
loss of balance or coordination
slurred speech
temporary blindness
profuse sweating
or heart palpitations.
If Hedge's World Famous 8-Ball begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head.
Hedge's World Famous 8-Ball may stick to certain types of skin.
When not in use, Hedge's World Famous 8-Ball should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration. Failure to do so relieves the makers of Hedge's World Famous 8-Ball, American Infidel Incorporated, and its parent company, Global Chemical Unlimited, of any and all liability.
Ingredients of Hedge's World Famous 8-Ball include an unknown glowing green substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.
Hedge's World Famous 8-Ball has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and is being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq.
Do not taunt Hedge's World Famous 8-Ball.
Hedge's World Famous 8-Ball comes with a lifetime warranty.
Hedge's World Famous 8-Ball! Accept no substitutes!
(Courtesy of SNL)
Caution: Hedge's World Famous 8-Ball may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.
Hedge's World Famous 8-Ball contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.
Do not use Hedge's World Famous 8-Ball on concrete.
Discontinue use of Hedge's World Famous 8-Ball if any of the following occurs:
itching
vertigo
dizziness
tingling in extremities
loss of balance or coordination
slurred speech
temporary blindness
profuse sweating
or heart palpitations.
If Hedge's World Famous 8-Ball begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head.
Hedge's World Famous 8-Ball may stick to certain types of skin.
When not in use, Hedge's World Famous 8-Ball should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration. Failure to do so relieves the makers of Hedge's World Famous 8-Ball, American Infidel Incorporated, and its parent company, Global Chemical Unlimited, of any and all liability.
Ingredients of Hedge's World Famous 8-Ball include an unknown glowing green substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.
Hedge's World Famous 8-Ball has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and is being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq.
Do not taunt Hedge's World Famous 8-Ball.
Hedge's World Famous 8-Ball comes with a lifetime warranty.
Hedge's World Famous 8-Ball! Accept no substitutes!
(Courtesy of SNL)