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Here are my vicious hell hounds:
Oh man...Airedales!! Personality with curls! Great dogs indeed!
Hmm, interestingly enough the gun forum has turned into a dawg forum, just another great example of how fluid the membership is, it's a good thing now, don't get me wrong, I'm still reeling from Dude's Suzuki/women posts....
Any 3 or 4 cell mag-lite is a pretty good club if need be, almost as good as a bat.
Tang. My family had boxers when we were kids. Chips was one that if we did anything wrong and Dad was looking to give us a spanking we'd real quick run between the garage and the fence with Chips between us and the angry man. Dad couldn't get to us till he cooled down. Chips got us out of a lot of spankings.
Another boxer Duke was a real marshmallow with everybody...... unless you wore a hat.
REDNECK HOME SECURITY SYSTEM:
1. Buy a pair of size 14-16 work boots.
2. Put them on front porch with a copy of Guns & Ammo.
3. Put some giant dog dishes next to boots & magazines.
4. Leave note on your door: "Bubba: Me & Bertha went for more ammo & beer. Back soon. Don't mess with the pit bulls; they messed the mailman up bad this morning. I don't think Killer took part; hard to tell from all the blood. I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside. Be right back.