Boo F***ing Hoo.
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thruxiegirl
TT Racer
Lol! Ebay!
koifarm
Hooligan
Hello,
I'm writing this post for my wife. Ever since she was diagnosed with incurable hyperactivity and ADD and epilepsy and morbid obesity and toenail fungus the Doctors say that the only thing that will cure her is a new T-100.
Since I'm handicapped, have gout, hypertension, am bi-polar and confined to the trailer helping raise twelve kids, thirteen pit bulls, fifteen fighting roosters, four hawgs, seventeen cats and a female sheep (dont' ask), I would love to be able to get her a new Bonneville.
If you guys who do a lot of modding, could just send your taken off parts or just money so I can put that together for a new bike for Momma we would both appreciate it, actually we need two bikes so we can ride together, don't forget gas money too, cash donations are greatly appreciated and oh, I forgot, my pickup truck needs new mudding tires and a new engine as well.
Thank you,
Bubba
I'm writing this post for my wife. Ever since she was diagnosed with incurable hyperactivity and ADD and epilepsy and morbid obesity and toenail fungus the Doctors say that the only thing that will cure her is a new T-100.
Since I'm handicapped, have gout, hypertension, am bi-polar and confined to the trailer helping raise twelve kids, thirteen pit bulls, fifteen fighting roosters, four hawgs, seventeen cats and a female sheep (dont' ask), I would love to be able to get her a new Bonneville.
If you guys who do a lot of modding, could just send your taken off parts or just money so I can put that together for a new bike for Momma we would both appreciate it, actually we need two bikes so we can ride together, don't forget gas money too, cash donations are greatly appreciated and oh, I forgot, my pickup truck needs new mudding tires and a new engine as well.
Thank you,
Bubba
KingBear
Hooligan
Suspending disbelief of the first post please allow me to follow through with a response:
I've done my duty raising my 16-yr-old daughter. For a time when she was younger I was a single parent. Until recently I wasn't fortunate enough to have a motorcycle to sacrifice. I've never purchased a new car for myself, I've always bought used or taken hand-me-downs. My TVs are small by today's standards, no expensive video or stereo equipment, no game systems, no fancy computer equipment. What few vacations I've ever had have been domestic travel, almost always within a day's drive of home. Instead I've paid for daycare, ballet lessons, riding lessons, piano lessons and a piano to practice on. I've bought braces, glasses, tutoring, and all the rest. Clothes, shoes, clothes and more clothes. And that's all before she's even applied for college which I have to look forward to very soon.
I've sacrificed my time and my means for the benefit of raising a child, and I think I've done right by her. I don't regret or resent the things I've given up and will yet give up, and I don't expect anyone to take up a collection and treat me like a charity case. It's what we do as parents.
End suspension of disbelief - I call bullshit as well!
I've done my duty raising my 16-yr-old daughter. For a time when she was younger I was a single parent. Until recently I wasn't fortunate enough to have a motorcycle to sacrifice. I've never purchased a new car for myself, I've always bought used or taken hand-me-downs. My TVs are small by today's standards, no expensive video or stereo equipment, no game systems, no fancy computer equipment. What few vacations I've ever had have been domestic travel, almost always within a day's drive of home. Instead I've paid for daycare, ballet lessons, riding lessons, piano lessons and a piano to practice on. I've bought braces, glasses, tutoring, and all the rest. Clothes, shoes, clothes and more clothes. And that's all before she's even applied for college which I have to look forward to very soon.
I've sacrificed my time and my means for the benefit of raising a child, and I think I've done right by her. I don't regret or resent the things I've given up and will yet give up, and I don't expect anyone to take up a collection and treat me like a charity case. It's what we do as parents.
End suspension of disbelief - I call bullshit as well!
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BlueJ
Blue Haired Freak
I've met the young lady in question, and I'd say that you don't need to be so modest, Barry. Your daughter is charming and self-assured. Nice work.
