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Post your favorite quotes, sayings, adages, dirty limericks, etc!
I keep a word file with my favorites. I heard a good one today for the first time:
"time will tell and shit will smell"
here are some of my other favorites. I bet all of you will recognize or have heard some if not all of them.
Ok here is my collection (some have the author credited, some don't, some I might have made up myself or unknowingly ripped off):
"Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away." — Antoine de Saint-Exupéry
"Simplify, then add lightness." -Colin Chapman
"I travel not to go anywhere, but to go. I travel for travel's sake. The great affair is to move."
-Robert Louis Stevenson
I can explain it to you but I can't make you understand.
The only thing worse than riding in the rain is not riding in the sun.
When people think I'm nuts I know I'm really onto something.
"Faster and faster until the thrill of acceleration overcomes your fear of death" -HST
"Some people will tell you that slow is good - and it may be, on some days - but I am here to tell you that fast is better. I've always believed this, in spite of the trouble it's caused me. Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles" -HST
You live more in five minutes on a bike like that, going flat out, than some people live in a lifetime.
If you don’t follow through on your dreams, you might as well be a vegetable.
It’s not the critic that counts.
Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig.
Bacon and Eggs: A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.
"Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats." -H.L. Mencken
I keep a word file with my favorites. I heard a good one today for the first time:
"time will tell and shit will smell"
here are some of my other favorites. I bet all of you will recognize or have heard some if not all of them.
Ok here is my collection (some have the author credited, some don't, some I might have made up myself or unknowingly ripped off):
"Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away." — Antoine de Saint-Exupéry
"Simplify, then add lightness." -Colin Chapman
"I travel not to go anywhere, but to go. I travel for travel's sake. The great affair is to move."
-Robert Louis Stevenson
I can explain it to you but I can't make you understand.
The only thing worse than riding in the rain is not riding in the sun.
When people think I'm nuts I know I'm really onto something.
"Faster and faster until the thrill of acceleration overcomes your fear of death" -HST
"Some people will tell you that slow is good - and it may be, on some days - but I am here to tell you that fast is better. I've always believed this, in spite of the trouble it's caused me. Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles" -HST
You live more in five minutes on a bike like that, going flat out, than some people live in a lifetime.
If you don’t follow through on your dreams, you might as well be a vegetable.
It’s not the critic that counts.
Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig.
Bacon and Eggs: A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.
"Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats." -H.L. Mencken
