About 20 years ago I was driving on the West Side Highway in NYC at about 2 am and stopped at a long red light with no other cars around. . I was going home to my parents house from college. Anyway, a homeless guy that looked alot like that dude jumped onto the hood of my Corolla, laying across it. Reflexes got the best of me . My foot came up off the clutch I hit the gas and I got rolling in 1st with crazy dude hanging on for dear life. Without thinking I nailed the brakes and he came off real quick. I drove around him and he jumped up and chased me through the next 4 or 5 red lights. I guess the point being you should use the car, man, use the car.