Flight Report , Dec 2 1917
The Camel is a dream to fly. It will turn on anything and it is unmatched in this campaign. Unfortunately, the army has assigned a complete idiot , in the person of one Cpl. Sal Paradise to serv as my mechanic. The original 400 motor burned up on my second fight and destroyed my speed controller. Luckily I was able to land with no damage. My mechanic should have known it was a bad motor as he admits he salvaged it from another ( crashed ) plane. A new brushless 450 motor was promptly ordered and Paradise stayed up half the night cutting and hacking to fit the new larger mill. Its a beauty, twice as powerful as the old engine. Incredibly,Paradise tells me , its made in China! I'm really happy with it.
Today I was practicing landing approahes on a little league field when my plane was struck by a rather large dog!!! My idiot mechnic blantantly admits to bringing the beast in blatant violation of Army regulations. Paradise is apparently very attached to this canine monstrosity. I collided with it on approach severing my starboard wing at the fuse an breaking my engine mount. I also lost one of my Vickers machine guns but fortunately Paradise trecked all over the field util he recovered it.Luky for him he did, I would have had him shot . Presently, Paradise tells me that the plane will be ready for flight again this afternoon , apprently after his "gorilla glue" fully hardens. Sometime I wonder if the man has any idea what he is doing.
Capt. Model, U.S. Army Air Corp
Somewhere in France