Good one ......
Wow! Cheetos as sack makeup. I will never look at a bag of cheetos the same way ever again.An older gentlemen pays a visit to the Doctor after losing his Wife after many years of matrimony. "Doc, Martha has been gone now for over six months and here lately I have noticed my genitals have turned yellow." After an examination the young Doctor inquired about any changes in the old fellows lifestyle since the loss of partner of so many years. "Doc, he replies, since she has gone the only thing I do is sit on the couch, eat Cheetos, an watch the porn channel'. Case closed............
nice one bro…..Riding w/ two guys on HD's I sped up and split off on my Bonnie...
They reported me as a missing person...
The desk sergeant asked the two "What's his name?"
"No, his real name!"
"What's he look like?"
"A bad ass biker!"
"Where does he live?"
"On the road."
"Can you please tell me something specific about him so we can locate him?"
"He has two assholes."
"How do you know he has two assholes?"
"Every time we walk into the pub the waitress says to the bartender...
"Here comes Flaco with the two assholes!"