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  1. grumpy_1944


    July 3, 2016 will be 45 years of wedded bliss to Mrs. grumpy. Sorry, no photo, I can't get this @#$%^&*! apple to post photos.
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    I'm through with Bonnevilles

    update I'll withdraw part of my original post/rant to this thread. The reason the Bonneville quit running was the krap that the Republik of Kalifornia mandates as gasoline. The mechanic told me that it plugged the jets and passages in the carbs. Still, After trying to work on the fuel...
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    Eeek Guns!

    You forgot to include criminals and crazy people:crazy:
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    I'm through with Bonnevilles

    As soon as I can I am getting rid of my 2008 Bonneville black. Why? you ask. I thought the new bonneville would be like the 60-70 bonnevilles (and other brands) and could be worked on with a set of proper fitting wrenches, crescent wrench and screwdrivers. They are an engineering...
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    here it comes!

    Don't stress out!! Now, no one will be telling ya what to do. You'll have to make your own decisions now;-) Congrats on making it!!!!!!
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    parts prices

    Why ? I March to a different drum beat, and do not follow the herd, maybe that is why I ride a bonneville. Whenever I need anything, I usually cannot locate it at a dealer or local business soo I wind up going to the Internet and locate what I need, because the item is not available and the...
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    Photobucket Blows

    It seems to me that most kumpewtur geeks that work for various web sites like to change things and make them more difficult to use, just cause they can. Something in the psyche of those that take up the profession!!!! Photo buckt is just on example, my web provider forced me to change a...
  8. grumpy_1944

    Enfield Cafe Racer Coming

    A light,well suspended single cylinder motorcycle does not need power in the twisty sections of a road. What counts most is where and how much torque is available. 27 HP doesn't sound like much but I'm more interested in how much torque is available and where it occurs in the RPM range.
  9. grumpy_1944


    This post may start a controversy. I ride about 5k to 7k miles a year. Two years ago I bought a set of Shinko tires for my bonneville. I was lucky if I got 5000 to 8000 miles with many of the the tires mentioned previously in this thread. These shinkos already have over 11000 miles on them...
  10. grumpy_1944

    Jokes Thread

    Chalkboard Culprit One day a teacher went into her class room and saw the word, “penis” written in small letters on the chalkboard. She erased it and went on with the day's lesson. The next day, she came in and saw the same word on the chalkboard, but a little bit bigger. She erased it and...
  11. grumpy_1944

    Jokes Thread

    Counting Condoms A boy goes to the drug store with his dad and sees the condom display. Boy: "Dad, why do they do packs of one condom?" Dad: "Those are for the high-schoolers for Friday nights." Boy: "So, why do they make packs of three?" Dad: "For the college guys for Friday...
  12. grumpy_1944

    Jokes Thread

    Corporate America The game of choice for unemployed people or maintenance level workers is basketball. The game of choice for frontline workers is football. The game of choice for middle management is tennis. The game of choice for CEOs and executives is golf. Conclusion: The higher...
  13. grumpy_1944

    Jokes Thread

    Microsoft's Latest Venture News just in of Microsoft's latest venture: Microsoft Corporation has taken another step toward dominating every aspect of American life with the introduction of Contraceptive98, a suite of applications designed for users who engage in sex. Microsoft has been a...
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    Jokes Thread

    condom/coffin comparo Q: What is the difference between a condom and a coffin? A: One you cum in, and one you go in, but you have to be stiff to get into either of them.
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    Jokes Thread

    What do you call five lesbians in a closet? A licker cabinet
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    Jokes Thread

    Beer camparo What's the similarity between American beer and having sex in a canoe? Fucking close to water.
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    baby it's cold outside

    When it ain't wet, it's foggy as he!!. I do not ride in either condition, but then, I wouldn't ride in freezing temps/snow either. Com'on spring.
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    Moto test ride .. oops

    I didn't feel a thing:d
  19. grumpy_1944


    It's still a very funny story. How I wish it was true, I was a victim of a peta, tree hugger,anti-gun nut a few years ago which resulted in me and two hunting buddies being on the receiving end of a law enforcement "hot stop". I have no respect for these type of jerks.
  20. grumpy_1944


    Found this on another forum. Thought it is funny as h***:lol3::lol2::lol: Johnstown, PA (GlossyNews) – Local and state police scoured the hills outside rural Johnstown, Pennsylvania, after reports of three animal rights activists going missing after attempting to protest the wearing of...
  21. grumpy_1944

    Welcome in the CB1100

    Just another fugly "rice burner" with way to many cylinders for me.
  22. grumpy_1944

    Finding the right handlebars

    The stock bars on my 2008 B/B were not really comfortable when I first got it. Putting 3 kids & a wife through college left no $$$$ for luxuries like bike parts. One day I sat on my Bonnie, loosened the handlebar clamps and rotated the bars untill they felt better. It took a couple of...
  23. grumpy_1944

    Jokes Thread

    badly needed Now I haven't known you very long and I shouldn't be asking you for this so soon, but I really need it badly. I haven't had it for a while and I can already feel it going in good and hard and coming out nice and soft. If you would do this for me no one would ever know. I...
  24. grumpy_1944

    Jokes Thread

    One winter year, these two little fleas headed for the warm sunny beaches of California to escape the cold. The first flea got there and started rubbing suntan lotion on his little flea arms and his little flee legs. Just then, the second flea arrived just a shiverin' and a shakin'. The first...